lord, what fools these mortals be!

ghostchomby: i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:03:18 -0400

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

onac911: pheebadohdoh: usoppsass: IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:02:51 -0400

onac911:

pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

mashyumaro: chooooosan: Making up making up. There are no...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:01:20 -0400

mashyumaro:

chooooosan:

Making up making up.

There are no words for how much I enjoyed watching this video.

friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:56:54 -0400

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

prism-seven: Original: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm17650376...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:28 -0400

prism-seven:

Original: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm17650376

Tokiya deserves a goddamn cookie for this. Just give him a giant cookie of win. - Mi-tan

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:58 -0400

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:49:38 -0400

“The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.”

- Dante Alighieri - Dante’s Inferno (via colourthysoul)

twinnerd28: beatleologist-at-221b: actualcannibaljakeenglish: How many tears did The Doctor...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:15:45 -0400

twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

This is from a thread on MSpaint forums.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:15:24 -0400

mituunacaptorr:

snarkycrow:

thecaptainoftardis:

I should really start to get on that forum more.

What’s This? | Fall Out Boy

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:06:15 -0400

What’s This? | Fall Out Boy

the-vashta-nerada: my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:05:50 -0400

the-vashta-nerada:

my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left

plemelwarmface: imjohnlocked: the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:05:41 -0400

plemelwarmface:

imjohnlocked:

the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right

I hate that I still know who you’re talking about

robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:05:06 -0400

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

sarniel: tbskyen: tugamaggie: callmekitto: raggedymind: litt...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:26:03 -0400

sarniel:

tbskyen:

tugamaggie:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

littledidxeknow:

todaylour:

andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:

impuretale:

beatrixspoke:

saaaaaasha:

hey guys

that is carved

from MARBLE

THAT IS A ROCK

WAT

I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.

Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.

Blown away

I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre

I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.

b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?

FUCKING BERNINI THO

FUCKING

BERNINI

DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.

HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.

OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS

SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.

IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?

OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!

BERNINI!

Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.

burrooto: right so, I bought those red glasses for a Jane...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:22:57 -0400

burrooto:

right so, I bought those red glasses for a Jane cosplay…only to get actual glasses that are red like a month or so later, so I don’t need those anymore

~*~*~*OK. WHAT YOU CAN WIN (WOWEE)*~*~*~

those red glasses

that pearl necklace

I’ll make you a Jane shirt in your size

I’ll make you cookies OR I’ll make you a Lil’ Seb plush. I don’t feel like making both so you only get one.

rules or whatever

like it

reblog it

idgaf

signal boosting is really neat

this is over on June 4th, leave your ask box open

kairisk: So I pokemon-fusioned and … the MAJESTY

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:19:16 -0400

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:17:06 -0400

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: itsjust-a-magictrick: ravengoodw...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:15:49 -0400

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

itsjust-a-magictrick:

ravengoodwoman:

#all i see is sassy gay sherlock

#like you come to him after you get dumped

#and you’re like ‘i can’t believe it we were so happy and then he just dumped me out of nowhere’

#and this is just his reply

#’oh forget him he’s an idiot. now let’s go scarf shopping

Let’s go scarf shopping.

Let’s go scarf shopping.

rneerkat: rneerkat: what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:01:38 -0400

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together

thats the quickest ive lost a follower

lickypickystickyme: I’m willing to watch that horrible movie...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:02:26 -0400

lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

src