demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

(via crazyress)

ihititwithmyaxe:

daniellecaliforniaa:

The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.

Turns out most religions are pretty much on the same game plan.

(via jedi-doll)

pixeflutters:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

(via jedi-doll)

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

setbabiesonfire:

enochliew:

Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

So stupid but so pretty.

(via imaslapyousosuperhard)

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(via within-the-irony)

saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

i shit you not

image

(via gillfriend)

livelifeonlegendary:

Portal makes me so happy that I might cry.

(via cammibenally)

montypla:

"Just trim the top and bangs, cut the sid-"
"SHORYUKEN"

montypla:

"Just trim the top and bangs, cut the sid-"

"SHORYUKEN"

(via coolator)