a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
(via nepetapeejon)
i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
(via zukoquest)
IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE
IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT
why are you screaming
I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS
(via obeseblackguy)
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
(via ttalexaxoxo)
did a little hetastuck shoot today at acen!!! look at these two kawaii moirails wow
(via the-hero-of-space)
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!NO
YES
do not drag this or you will cry
I ACTUALLY A;LDKFNAS;DLFKJ
DID TEAR UP
AND MY THROAT KIND OF CLOSED UP TOO ADSLKFNASD;FLJ
(via ttalexaxoxo)
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
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Your name is MOLLY. You are a JUNIOR in HIGH SCHOOL, and although this remedies your unending BOREDOM, you don't enjoy waking up before noon. You look forward to MARCHING BAND and CONCERT BAND, in which you play the TROMBONE. Despite being easily bored, you are an EXTREMELY KIND person who also happens to be a VERY GOOD LISTENER.
Much of your time is spent on the INTERNET, reading A LOT OF FANFICTION and interacting with people who SHARE YOUR INTERESTS. Your friends are very dear to you, and you enjoy HANGING OUT with them and doing REMARKABLY SILLY THINGS.
You have MANY AND VARIED INTERESTS, including television shows about TIME TRAVELING DOCTORS or CONSULTING DETECTIVES with their COMPANIONS. Also in this category is a HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA about a GLEE CLUB and a show plus its sequel where SELECT PEOPLE have the unique ability to BEND the ELEMENTS. You are enamored with a MUSICAL about an OBSESSIVE MAN IN A MASK who resides in an OPERA HOUSE in France. You also follow an EXCEDINGLY LONG web comic in which many people DIE and you are still VERY CONFUSED ABOUT, although you love it regardless.
You also have an OBNOXIOUSLY LONG blog description.
What will you do?
