In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.
You are a SENIOR in HIGH SCHOOL, and although this remedies your unending BOREDOM, you don't enjoy waking up before noon. You look forward to MARCHING BAND and CONCERT BAND, in which you play the TROMBONE. Despite being easily bored, you are an EXTREMELY KIND person who also happens to be a VERY GOOD LISTENER.
Much of your time is spent on the INTERNET, reading A LOT OF FANFICTION and interacting with people who SHARE YOUR INTERESTS. Your friends are very dear to you, and you enjoy HANGING OUT with them and doing REMARKABLY SILLY THINGS.
You have MANY AND VARIED INTERESTS, including television shows about TIME TRAVELING DOCTORS or CONSULTING DETECTIVES with their COMPANIONS. Also in this category is a HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA about a GLEE CLUB and a show plus its sequel where SELECT PEOPLE have the unique ability to BEND the ELEMENTS. You are enamored with a MUSICAL about an OBSESSIVE MAN IN A MASK who resides in an OPERA HOUSE in France. You also follow an EXCEDINGLY LONG web comic in which many people DIE and you are still VERY CONFUSED ABOUT, although you love it regardless.
You also have an OBNOXIOUSLY LONG blog description.